Oh so baby is playing pranks on me now huh

Okay set the scene it’s 4am I’m sound asleep minding my own business when I feel someone touch my belly… of course it scares me awake I jump up in a panic looking around finding nobody (cowboy was in the shower at this point) then BOOM foot straight to the ribs like she’s practicing some intense soccer skills 🫪 she indeed did not let me go back to sleep either


Meanwhile this is probably her: