But yore supposedly an Alpha….

Just show them your Platinum American Express card. You'll get all the babes you want.

No girl wants to be a temporary girlfriend just so you can get her pregnant

make them laugh and their clothes will fall off

Define chubby?

Like how tall are you and how much do you weigh

You’ve tried nothing and you’re all out of ideas

Time has changed and so as behaviors. I don't know about the laid part or whatever

it's because you don't use punctuation

probably because you have bad intentions and are just trying to get laid instead of having respect and consideration for the girls/women aka bad desperate vibes 😒