How would you feel when a Burglar breaks into your house in the morning to water your plants

And cook you breakfast until you woke up?

Top | New | Old

Iwillwait · M

They better be hott.

FreestyleArt · 36-40, M

@Iwillwait but what if it's a Ghey Bigfoot? :o

scorpiolovedeep · 51-55, M

Let me explain:

I get up by 4am.

In addition to this,cricket bat at my front door and garage would greet him.

Plus a jar of red chilli powder plus 8 different colours of harsh spray paint including zinc and zinc primers.

Burglar....you are welcome to my house.

Adrift · 61-69, F

I would give him a list of things that needed to be done.

TexChik · F

2 in the chest , one in the head … no exceptions!

View 3 more replies »

saragoodtimes · F

@TexChik very small target

TexChik · F

@saragoodtimes which head we talkin about ? 😂

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@TexChik

Well, the lower one would be a larger target than his brain...

cherokeepatti · 70-79, F

They need to keep their butts outside and mow the yard and weedeating. I wouldn’t mind being woke up by a lawn mower. The next time they come back they can wash the outside of all the windows and the window screens.

FreestyleArt · 36-40, M

@cherokeepatti that's what I call is helping a neighbor out 🤗

cherokeepatti · 70-79, F

@FreestyleArt I can leave them a list taped to the back door. . Plenty to do outdoors so they don’t have to come inside and startle me. I’d even leave them some cold drinks and snacks in an ice chest.

Add a comment...