You know I made this chocolate cake for an early birthday cake and it's not that good.

It's too moist ya know? Like sticks to the roof of your mouth and doesn't come out in nice slices because of it. Tastes good but the texture isn't for me. Maybe I'll see if the local crackheads want it. If you think I'm joking I'm not there are a few crackheads that are roaming around my neck of the woods. One likes to drag debris and garbage from lord knows where and drop it off on people's lawns. I'm on a corner lot and he dragged this busted ass door probably from the house being gutted down the street and poof right on my side lawn. Another likes to ride his bike around and bother you. The rest don't do anything noteworthy.