I'm at the laundromat and tell me why it's always old men who can't work a machine

Im washing my bedding because my comforter doesn't fit in my washer or dryer at home. Its always these old geezers who can't work the machine. It's straightforward. Man your wives really coddled you huh. Should have stepped up and been a man and did your own laundry cause being 60+ and not knowing is wild.