Ok ok ok this lady was next to me at the laundromat and kept side eyeing me smiling

I was up there adding time to the dryer and she was doing the same next to me. Each time she tapped her card she was eyeing me smiling. Girlfriend you have zero clue how old I actually am. I'm old enough to be your dad and then some. I just boot scooted back to my seat. Nope nope nope.