random goofy memories

a few years back there were these odd hoochie girls wandering around in the neighborhood. they would randomly start yelling at people asking if they "wanted to go get a drink", although curiously they wou)d be sure to keep their distance, trying to call people to them. it was very confusing out in suburbia in ridiculous heels and metallic sheen mini skirts. they asked me and i thought about it,. if just to find out where all this was going {theres no bar within several miles). i ended up declining. eventually someone said sure and walked up to them and something like 5 bible weilding holidr than thous swarmed out with bibles telling the guy who wanted to get a drink that he needed to be in church and etc etc.

it seems like a weird and not terribly effective way to recruit church members. i wonder what because of them.