Let's just say I slap raw hamburger meat on your face while you're asleep,. I woke you up.

And I said "Don't worry,. I got you"

And then I went to the kitchen to cook the patty.

I brought a burger to you.

I lift the bun up, to show your face print on the cook patty.

How would you feel?

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MellyMel22 · F

Like I was about to smack the sh*t outta you!

FreestyleArt · 36-40, M

@MellyMel22 but but but don't you like it though 🤗

MellyMel22 · F

@FreestyleArt I *🤣 don’t eat meat and I certainly don’t wanna wear it 🤨

FreestyleArt · 36-40, M

@MellyMel22 you don't have to wear it. You can collect the patty with your face print on it 🤗

MellyMel22 · F

@FreestyleArt That was a typo. I’m getting sick and tired of my spellcheck changing perfectly good words for weird ones 😩

FreestyleArt · 36-40, M

@MellyMel22 I have the same problem with my phone. Google does suck

MellyMel22 · F

@FreestyleArt I’m *using an iPhone. Sometimes I use speech to text and it’s even worse.

FreestyleArt · 36-40, M

@MellyMel22 that is a pain. Sorry to hear

MellyMel22 · F

@FreestyleArt It did it again. I had enough.

FreestyleArt · 36-40, M

@MellyMel22 then let's play ice Hockey with your iPhone c: