Hehehe Cowboy came home to the bunch of Amazon boxes (empty) at the door

Cowboy: *says my full government name*
Me: *internally laughing* what’s going on?
Cowboy: want to explain?
Me: these? They are Amazon boxes…
Cowboy: yeah I know but.. you know actually did you order so and so *starts picking up boxes* wait a second… what in the world?! They are empty!
Me: 😂