Dumb Things I Did When I Was 13 years old, and a Seventh-Day Adventist.

I remember that I was in the sanctuary alone after church was over. I had my Black Sabbath cassette tape in my purse and everyone from church was in the foyer. I thought to myself, I wonder what this would sound like over the PA system. So I slipped my Black Sabbath cassette into the cassette player in the PA system. I was so disappointed, because I couldn't hear anything, no matter how loud I turned it up, nothing. Then I hear the maintenance mans keys jingling, coming into the sanctuary, so I slipped out my cassette tape. Then I ran to the car in the parking lot, and replaced the Black Sabbath with an Amy Grant tape. My father asked me if I was messing with the PA system in the sanctuary? I said yes, I was trying to play my Amy Grant and nothing happened. He said we could hear it in the foyer, and it didn't sound like Amy Grant.