He said what?

I hear @JackDaniels said I was the one who kept swallowing the sample but.. his coffee seemed to be extra creamy that day 🤔

If you wanted to know why I’m so obsessed with Cowboy you could’ve just asked 😏

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JackDaniels · 46-50, M

I drink my coffee black. Now we know why you never got pregnant, you swallowed all of the swimmers. 😂😂

MommaBear · 26-30, F

@JackDaniels it’s okay you don’t have to pretend it was a one time thing…

JackDaniels · 46-50, M

@MommaBear It was labeled breast milk. 😂

MommaBear · 26-30, F

@JackDaniels lol that was a joke to see who’d been stealing it… it was you 🙂‍↔

You should’ve known it was thicker than breastmilk is…

JackDaniels · 46-50, M

@MommaBear Very thin. You sure they test the right sample. 😂

MommaBear · 26-30, F

@JackDaniels that was the preservation fluid that made it thinner 😏

JackDaniels · 46-50, M

@MommaBear I think you sent in your sample. 😂😂

MommaBear · 26-30, F

@JackDaniels either way we are both extremely fertile and I’m shocked I haven’t ended up pregnant