Cowboy: how can I help you feel better

Me: thirst trap
Him: what?
Me: Thirst…. Trap….
Him: I’ll be back

10 minutes later….
Me: *phone pings*
Him: check your phone
Me: *checks* heheheputababyinme 🤤

(No I’m not going to have another baby the 5 I have is enough it was a joke)