Do you wear glasses or contact lenses

@swirlie Peeping swirlie

@JackDaniels
No actually, I call it exercising my covert interest in other people around me.

@swirlie Well hope you enjoy..

@JackDaniels
Did you know that men's Jockey underwear are now made with an elasticized pouch in the front? I never knew that until tonight.

@swirlie I did know that, was the pouch full?

@JackDaniels
Well let's just say the elastic was stretched in six different directions, not meaning to be judgmental at all.

@swirlie Not bad at all. Keep watching.

@JackDaniels
I know! I mean, I think that guy could start his own global sperm bank and be his only contributor and still make it work!

@swirlie He might be populating Canada as we speak..

@JackDaniels
...right at this moment he's not, but come to think of it, I think I've seen a lot of kids on the street who look just like this guy... could be a clue!

@swirlie Oh so you are the one that has been peeping on me

@swirlie See, he might be daddy to every kid on the block.

@urbancowboy
Yes, it was me. Did you smell me chewing my grape double-bubble or did you catch me staring?

@JackDaniels
I would say that he is... no judgement, just an observation.

@swirlie Both and the gum smell was the best

@swirlie I would never judge, man enjoys his part time job.

@urbancowboy
I knew it. Grape gives me away every time.

@JackDaniels
..maybe he's a professional...

@swirlie well according to your description. Might be ready to make a deposit.

@JackDaniels
I wonder if he does house calls?

@swirlie You should see if you can get his attention. Might come on over.

@JackDaniels
I have one of those nautical signal light guns here someplace... I wonder if he knows Morse Code if I flashed it at him?

@swirlie You could flash more than that at him, he would be right over.

@JackDaniels
😆 ...he reminds me of my first boyfriend when I started high school

@swirlie You can relive some good old days then. 😆