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joke dad joke::I gave a eulogy at my friends funeral recently

I uttered the word 'plethora' and sat back down.

After the service his wife gave me a hug and said 'Thanks. That means a lot'
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bookerdana · M
@Lilymoon A blonde fills a stadium with 90,000 people to prove blondes are smart
Blonde

She fills up the stadium with 90,000 blondes, TV crew, News crews all of the media.

She calls up one volunteer from the crowd.

The host says: "Lets start with some simple maths questions"

Blonde: "Sure"

The host asks, "What's 3 times 8?"

After 20 seconds the blonde responds "58!"

The host, disappointed is met with the 90,000 blondes chanting "Give her another chance!, Give her another chance!"

She thinks, well with all the media out here, we've gone to all the trouble, may as well.

So the host asks the volunteer "What is 20 plus 30?"

Confidently, the blonde responds "64!"

The crowd, now disappointed, again chant "Give her another chance!, Give her another chance!"

The host decides to do something as easy as possible and asks...

"What is 2 plus 2?"

After about 2 minutes of deliberation, the blonde answers excitingly "4!"

The crowd goes absolutely crazy, everyone standing, screaming out "Give her another chance!, Give her another chance!"
Lilymoon · F
bookerdana · M
@Lilymoon can't say shes wrong😀

 
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