Internet
Bathroom facilities
Food
Clothes as the climate

if your basement had all that, I'm volunteering.

Okay okay I’ll be nice to @Degbeme and volunteer… *holds out hands for fuzzy cuffs* 🤭😉

Not me

@Degbeme and feed him avocados 🥑

Me, because I have a small chicken farm and I can make fried chicken everyday

Will there be cable tv, a warm bed, and three meals a day?

Bardy? You could keep him there forever and ever!

You.

You're insatiable , then all will be safe, and no more cookies stolen from the likes of others.

Yo mama 🥲

Me

Will we get lotion in a basket? 🤔