Let's just say you got intercepted by a robber for stealing your purse, as he twerks at you and steals your vehicle

While officers stood there and laugh at you, and then some dog pees on your leg to warm your emotions, and then rub it with a habanero pepper to feel the extreme on 4K.

What would you do now?

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mindstruggle · 31-35, F Best Comment

I’d bark back at the dog, challenge the robber to a twerk off for dominance, pepper spray the habanero, and use the officers’ laughter to charge my inner villain arc. Then I’d Uber home in the cop car, steal my own identity back, and emotionally damage everyone via group text.