Because you have an S on your shirt. ☺

When I saw you eat an entire chicken 😳 🤭

When I saw your ability to make cookies and fried chicken disappear

Super Munchkin

Here she comes to eat all day
S.M. is on her way.
Cookies and fried chicken should be scared.
'cause S.M. is really hungry todaaaaaaay

I saw you change in a telephone booth

Your pfp.

🙄It was like- totally obviously - obvious

I knew that you were the chicken whisperer and inhaler, but it all makes sense now - the costume you wear under your clothes has a big 'S' on it

Your ad in the newspaper.

I lifted up your cape and peeked.

I saw you carry out mind struggles refrigerator 😀

It might have had something to do with the SW on your superhero outfit

through the grapevine

Most don't know I'm a supervillian yet.

Oh crap, now they do