Am I asking too much?

Just once, I wish a chimp would ring my doorbell (or knock) with the intent of visiting me.

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Maya15 · F

what's the intent of the chimps that usually ring your doorbell? selling solar panels? that's obnoxious af.

BarbossasHusband · 36-40, T

@Maya15 no, they usually wanna borrow a cup of sugar or something like that

Maya15 · F

@BarbossasHusband they prolly want to visit but are too shy to say. you should invite them in.

BarbossasHusband · 36-40, T

@Maya15 I always do, but they're always in a hurry to leave once they get what they asked for

Maya15 · F

@BarbossasHusband maybe try visiting them and giving them a bundt cake. so they know you want to be friends.

BarbossasHusband · 36-40, T

@Maya15 I'll make a list of the ingredients they ask for, then make an educated guess as to what they like and make that for them.