Jokeš£ :::Little johnny is riding his bike when.......
a mounted police officer stops him. The police officer tells him : "Hey, that's a nice bike. Did Santa bring that to you?" Little Johnny : "Yeah, he did." Police officer replies "Well next year, tell him to put some reflective panels on it" while handing little johnny a 50 dollar fine. Little Johnny, angry, asks the police officer: "Hey, that's a nice horse. Did Santa bring that to you?" Amused, the police officer replies that Santa did indeed bring him that horse, to which little Johnny replies: "Well next year, tell Santa to put the organ underneath the horse."