You know what sucks about public restrooms sometimes..... the god damn audience of it all

For easter dinner my mom got reservations at this nice resteraunt. We all went up there and the cheesy potatoes I had tore my stomach up thanks to my lactose troubles. This place only has a single stall in a restroom so I go in there expecting to do my thing. Some old man is in the stall and comes out then more old men pile in because at the time of day we went it was mostly old people dining. I was getting antsy and really didn't want to do what was needing to be done with a whole ass audience waiting to use the only stall. I said to hell with it and left and was antsy the entire way home and then unleashed. Shocked I even made it to my bathroom honestly. It wouldn't have been so bad if there wasn't an entire audience mobbing around for this one stall and I was not about to subject everyone to the horrors.