Yet ANOTHER insanely long joke..it can't be,but it is::: A Jewish father sends his son to Israel
....to deepen his connection to Judaism...
After a few months, the son returns and says, "Dad, I’ve become a Christian."
Shocked, the father confides in his friend, who listens and then sighs, "That’s strange… I sent my son to Israel last year, and he also came back a Christian!"
Baffled, they decide to visit their Rabbi for guidance. After hearing their stories, the Rabbi strokes his beard and says, "This is unbelievable… My son also went to Israel—and he too came back a Christian!"
Now completely bewildered, they agree there’s only one place left to turn. Together, they pray: "Oh God, what is happening? We send our sons to Israel to strengthen their Judaism, and they all return as Christians!"
A deep voice rumbles from the heavens:
"Tell me about it..."
After a few months, the son returns and says, "Dad, I’ve become a Christian."
Shocked, the father confides in his friend, who listens and then sighs, "That’s strange… I sent my son to Israel last year, and he also came back a Christian!"
Baffled, they decide to visit their Rabbi for guidance. After hearing their stories, the Rabbi strokes his beard and says, "This is unbelievable… My son also went to Israel—and he too came back a Christian!"
Now completely bewildered, they agree there’s only one place left to turn. Together, they pray: "Oh God, what is happening? We send our sons to Israel to strengthen their Judaism, and they all return as Christians!"
A deep voice rumbles from the heavens:
"Tell me about it..."
