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PhoenixPhail · M
I am the reincarnation of Elvis Presley's dog.
I am invisible, but only in the winter months. So, if I don't wish to be seen in the winter, I never leave the house because my clothing gives me away.
I have drinks every Thursday afternoon on Bourbon Street in New Orleans with God, who, unbeknownst to most, is a black woman.
I can recite alphabets backwards in languages which have not yet been invented.
I have teleported to every one of your homes during times you would most not want to be seen, which affords me a much greater understanding of why you post the things you do. (I would be ashamed, too. 🫣)
I am invisible, but only in the winter months. So, if I don't wish to be seen in the winter, I never leave the house because my clothing gives me away.
I have drinks every Thursday afternoon on Bourbon Street in New Orleans with God, who, unbeknownst to most, is a black woman.
I can recite alphabets backwards in languages which have not yet been invented.
I have teleported to every one of your homes during times you would most not want to be seen, which affords me a much greater understanding of why you post the things you do. (I would be ashamed, too. 🫣)
