Because the ones "from away" are no-shows, having fallen asleep en route through the ethers.

Same reason “world series” only involves two countries.

It's fixed. That's why you never see any sexy green Orion girls in the pageant.

No but now that you mention it 🤔

Rigged from the Start

and why has donnie already been spotted in her dressing room? 🤨

Ever notice there is no extra terrestrial dating sites?

Why is everyone so xenophobic? 🤷🏻‍♂

kind of like how Miss America always comes from one of the 50 U.S. states?

Prejudice amongst the judges, I'd think.

They set it up like that on purpose, just in case. Kind of an invitation.

Can you imagine the reaction when Miss Pluto turns up 😂

Apparently, blasting pageant contestants into space is socially frowned upon...

Are you sure?

Yes

It's a fix

Yes I do

fixed!

My family from Mars and the Milky Way Islands are pissed. So rigged.