Why am I afraid of walking through revolving doors?

theres no trees to hang on to like the Tennessee mountains

You're tired of getting the run around? 🤔

Because you could get your timing wrong and get ping ponged between doors or otherwise caught up in the mechanics, like having an appendage or your clothing impinged, and then look like a ungraceful mess in front of complete strangers?

You're afraid because of what they told you. I rest my case. I'll be here all week. Thank you & good night

Because you don't know who is doing the maintenance on them.

Because they're weird and untrustworthy. I don't like them either!

Cause yo no want go round and round