I must be losing my memory
I went to call my girlfriend after work. She didn't answer. Instead she sent me text saying, "I can't talk right now."
I thought that's OK. Then she sent me another text saying, "My husband is home right now!"
So I said, "You're married!?"
Then I remembered I don't have a girlfriend. 😆 so I said, "Sorry wrong number."
I thought that's OK. Then she sent me another text saying, "My husband is home right now!"
So I said, "You're married!?"
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Then she says, "Yeah this is her husband who da fuk is dis?"Then I remembered I don't have a girlfriend. 😆 so I said, "Sorry wrong number."
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Then the guy says, " Oh no mutha fuka! You bess tell me who you are! I ma come to ur house!" Then I said," [image - please log in to see this image]
you're so funny bro. It's all good. " Then he got real mad and said stuff about my mom. So I told him I'd be at his house tomorrow when he leaves or whenever he leave. No one talks about my mom![image - please log in to see this image]
I don't even know who his wife is 😆. It was an honest mistake 😆