What's everyone drinking tonight??

@deadgerbil hardass

@SwampFlower I can drink several bottles a day lol

@deadgerbil you must be so regular

@SwampFlower having a healthy gut biome is the foundation of health in general esp now that they're finding out how bad gut health is tied to Alzheimer's 😬

@deadgerbil Doesn't mean you should be drinking kefir all day long.

@BittersweetPotato maybe if you did, you'd be more regular and wouldn't have a potato up your ***

@deadgerbil HOW DARE YOU SAY POTATOES COULD BE FOUND IN SUCH PLACES 🥔😡

@deadgerbil It’s disgusting

@SW-User One may as well drink rotten milk, same experience but cheaper

@Elessar and what do you have to say about Italian moldy cheeses?

@SW-User, defend me

@Elessar my spoiled milk with mold is better than your spoiled milk

@deadgerbil I don't make the rules, but yes. My glorious gorgonzola is fermented, kefir is rotten 🤺

@deadgerbil I go to expensive Italian grocery stores to fart in the cheese isle. Rich people say things like, Oh My God just smell that cheese, mmmmmmm.