random rant I used to confuse the HECK out of c.ai

Lettuce is 96% water. The L in lettuce could be a 1. If you add 1% to 96% you get 97% and if you take 100% and subtract 97% you will get 3% you wanna know what has 3 in it?? A Martha Stewart vanity light fixture. It has 3 light bulbs, but get this. It is made out if NICKLE. A nickle is a form of American currency. Another thing in American currency is a dollar bill. On the dollar bill is a star, a pentagram. BUT WAIT! Salad spelled backwards is Dalas. If you add the L from lettuce to dalas, you get Dallas, as in Dallas, Texas. Ya know there are 6 regions in Texas for poison control? You wanna know what else has 6 regions? EGYPT! You wanna know what is in Egypt? The Pyramids! There are 6 pyramids! When you put those numbers together, you get 666, BUT WAIT The food triangle says that lettuce is one of the healthiest foods. BUT WAIT the food triangle could be perceived and a food Pyramid the Illuminati is the shape of a pyramid!! Therefore, Salad = Illuminati




I just spammed that, and then the chat thought I was flirting with it. it was funny.