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@Sanatio Makes for an interesting conversation, I think :)

@Jemimapuddleduck

@C11111111111111 Not in a million..! Groooo ...

@elafina You can supply the killer snails :)

@DHggmu will I get an annual percentage 😏

@elafina I think you officially have the best solution ;)

@DHggmu I'd just dangle it infront of him to chase him away! 😏lol

@Blondily I guess that’s as good an idea as any ;)

@Blondily Beer and salt always works.

@Colonelmustardseed I can respect that :)

@DHggmu
Haha known my luck it would get me. 😬

@Fairydust haha you get 1,000,000 and peace of mind :)

@joe438 Haha I got it from somewhere else, but your answer is similar to mine, move around enough and he can’t keep up

@DHggmu Somewhere on some snail website , a snail posted the question “You can have 1M worms now, or you can have 1M worms every year but a crazy French chef is going to chase you to cook you”

@LeopoldBloom I saw it on a youtube clip on Twitter, so not far wrong

@OogieBoogie Super snail is immune to salt and eats through Lycra! But moving around would be my idea, every few years, he can’t keep up :)

@DHggmu now hang on a cotton picking moment 😅....Deez weren't da rules 😏

How do you know super smail doesn't have a rotten sense of direction ....or is bad with remembering addresses? Or can't read a map?🤔

Ok....I then plate my foundations in copper plate ...see how super snail like that😤

And don't you go telling me he can fly 😡

😂

@OogieBoogie fair enough, I can’t make up any more rules for him 😂 you win ;)

@Tobasco But will you never leave the house? 👀

@DHggmu I'll alternate between leaving through the back and front door.

@Tobasco Fair enough I suppose :)

@Gumbodidlo nice solution! Won’t they die from touching it?

@Gumbodidlo It can’t be killed but you can pay someone to monitor it so I’d say that’s probably the best idea I’ve heard.