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BlueVeins · 22-25
You gotta be so careful about the dosage there
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
i know it burns if you put it in ur cooch :(
humidtiddies · 22-25, F
@ginnyfromtheblock should be a sin that it burns
@ginnyfromtheblock Cooch, lol.
deadgerbil · 26-30
I shoved a rubbing alcohol soaked cactus up my dick
humidtiddies · 22-25, F
@deadgerbil omg the cactus must've felt like the veins of a real penis
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
It gets you super drunk a lot faster. They did on this TV show called Jackass.
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Soapyy · 22-25, M
@humidtiddies honestly I was thinking the same thing but I'm like well what kind of guy has a hold of a tampon and what do I do then? I'm scared if it'll burn, I mean I assume it would.
Anyways I've heard that it goes past your liver or whatever digests the alcohol and something about your butt would absorb all of the alcohol and head to the blood stream really quick no need for waiting to get drunk it'll just hit you like a train. It's very dangerous keep in mind I don't think you need a lot of alcohol either nor have I tried I believe it'll hit quickly. Anyways tell me the news if you try 😀👍
Anyways I've heard that it goes past your liver or whatever digests the alcohol and something about your butt would absorb all of the alcohol and head to the blood stream really quick no need for waiting to get drunk it'll just hit you like a train. It's very dangerous keep in mind I don't think you need a lot of alcohol either nor have I tried I believe it'll hit quickly. Anyways tell me the news if you try 😀👍
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HumanEarth · 56-60, F
Shovel it up the twat then.
SW-User
I'm sure this is a joke but it almost got my friend killed in high school and made all of us really sick
humidtiddies · 22-25, F
@SW-User geez that sounds awful and yes this is a joke
Madmonk · M
Can you fail a breathalyzer doing that
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
@Madmonk sus
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Its easier to get an job if your that bored
humidtiddies · 22-25, F
@SW-User I have one unfortunately
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Can't say I have
Patriot96 · 56-60, C
Try figging
Spoiledbrat · F
I'm not 5.
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