Do you prefer baths or showers?

So then, TexasDude likes a nice soak in the tub with a book, does he? Do you wear your cowboy hat in the bathtub with you? Do you leave your gun belt lying on the floor within easy reach, or do you just lay at across the toilet seat where it's more handy when you're in the tub?

Somehow, I always thought guys from Texas splashed around in a muddy old creek running through their ranch whenever they wanted a bath. I've never once envisioned a rough, tough, gun-slinging, licensed-to-carry, hard-assed Trump-supporting Texan to be soaking his ass in a bathtub while reading a book! 😲