i'm sad and alone and lonely and sick

yes lets do it

@elliedaizies Oh hell yeah
I’ll grab the tent, you grab the mushrooms

and a travel cat

@elliedaizies
My good boy is on standby and ready to go

spooky

@elliedaizies He’s nicer then his face looks I promise 😂
Also

okay where are we going

@elliedaizies I hear Oregon is a great place to start a remote sex cult
I watched a documentary on it
Let’s go there

cute

@elliedaizies No you are the cute one last I checked 😌

6/10 smoothness do better

@elliedaizies I used so much hair removal cream I have chemical burns
I’m so smooth 😤

not good enough

@elliedaizies *Hands you the razor*
Fine you do it then😤

say bye bye

@elliedaizies Death by snu snu😍

speak english!!!!

@elliedaizies Uhhhhhh… Suffocate me with your thighs🤔
Please

it will take 0.1 second

@elliedaizies Well then get to it if it’ll be so easy 😤

ok i'm in your walls come find me

@elliedaizies Ghost wifey😍
Yes ma’am

🦅🦅🦅

@elliedaizies Is that your way of saying you’re gonna put your nails into my back?

Cause I’m in

yes and sprout wings and fly you away