Bobby: "Oh Daddy ......rise and shine

Me: " what....wait. it's still dark outside *Looks at the time*


Bobby: "Oh Daddy!!!! I want wet food NOW!!!!


Me: " uh Bobby it's 5:26am right now.......you woke me up that early??????


Bobby: "Daddy me want breakfast NOW!!!!!!!!!!"

Me: "oh look Bobby, there's no more cans of wet food....."


Bobby: "Wait what????"

Me: "You know the store doesn't open until 7am."

Bobby: "You won't be alive until then"