Why didn't you do the dishes 🤔

I thought you would have realized that I was leaving them for you. I left a note on them and everything.

Because I did one drainer-rack full and the other half is still soaking in the sink.

I cooked, you were doing the dishes

I did last night

I detoured from the duty when i reached the fork in the kitchen.

I have to wash up as I cook

You fired me.

Very messy plates, too

Trying to build the next mount everest with dirty dishes

Because even though all the forks are dirty there are still plenty of spoons.

Let's just get some new dishes, and play catch with the dirty ones.

Got slaves to do that :)

And look at how beautiful nature is