Have you ever wondered why you're here?

@nonsensiclesnail I used to have answers once. Not anymore lol. But you're cool

@nonsensiclesnail you’re here to promote the mollusk revolution

@Temporallube unsuccessfully, so far….

@nonsensiclesnail we gotta try harder,
These other species are taking up all the niches, especially humans with that nutella.

@Temporallube Nutella pisses me off!! What’s wrong with people?? And yes, it seems my overloading has been diverted by the need to breathe and stay warm… also a lack of enthusiasm. People are jerks and snails are very much unloved by the masses.

@nonsensiclesnail yes mollusk are natural conservatives in the animal world. Moving slowly, not the aggressor, and salt haters.

Damn..salt haters 😳

That’s effed up.


You know what. Eff you for not appreciating the spicy dinner I was gonna make you in my imagination 😡


I fooking hate you!!!


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I fooking love you 😞

@Temporallube

😳 you never offered me an effed up imaginary spicy dinner!!
I’ll sneak in and eat it while you think about other things.
… Probably why people hate snails.

And i hate loving you too.
You left me.

@nonsensiclesnail hate is such a strong word. How about an “agitating dislike of Molluscan folk”?

Come on. We have to promote more pc culture in the ocean world dammit

My agitating dislike of Molluscan folk is pervasive in my life. Concordantly, I wanna talk like the bearded white guy in the matrix, but I can’t find all the big words. Damn.

@Temporallube

Hate is merely 4 letters and is used far too casually to be a strong word.
That’s almost a cliche. Still, agitating dislike of molluskan folk is much more accurate.
How far you. We smell great!!

Also, the work we ahve done has been significant!! People now know where the ocean is and not to throw soap in it. Unless of course there’s an oils spill and then they are all about tossing in gallons of dawn to save the life’s of the aquatic animals. Everyone but, oh I don’t know, my sea snail family. The man killed my pet bunny in his quest to save the worlds oceans.

Helps to have all your words pre planned before you say them. Also, his mathematical genius and ability to create worlds probably keeps his vocaulary in top shape, ready to flow in a moments thought. I think his attention to detail would be problematic in your ability to enjoy life.

Big words are almost another language these days. I’ve forgotten many of them. Small words are easily understood by the masses.

@nonsensiclesnail you know, I wouldn’t mind going to a rally for Molluscan Cultural preservation. But then you might invite those disgusting mussels that always show off their muscles.

I’m sick and tired of those losers.

@Temporallube isn’t that just Elliots Oyster house off pier 56?…Im starting to think you are merely hungry.
And yes, kick the muscles. They have no place near the beaches.