Some people just assume

I was sitting out with coworkers at lunch (sunny, warm, why not), and this woman walked by. She was, for lack of a better word, STACKED. After I made a little comment, wished my boobs were bigger, and my coworker went off about, "Oh, don't let people tell you how to look! You're beautiful just the way you are!"

Bitch, I said I wanted bigger boobs, not that I was ugly.

End of random rant.