I'm pregnant.

this is what I call DIY plan b except the plan b didn't work so now you gotta get the off brand that's plan c

Any idea who the father might be?

you can't get a clinical abortion?

I'M GONNA BE A GRANDFATHER

Foodie Goodie 🤭

The baby has no future in the entertainment industry and you’re trying to yank them off stage before they even start their standup?? 😷

You can have sex with no condoms and creampies!!

So am I

Bloody Deluxed