Why all the noise?

I live in a peaceful area, it's often silent but there is one guy with a big 4x4 and a trailer that gets up and about really early. It sounds like he is demolishing a building with a tank every morning 🙄 I'm going to buy a tank and demolitsh his vehicle in the near future.
There is also a guy that has a loud motorbike that always wakes me up at 12am, I hope he stops in the winter.