My brother is buying me a rodent to take care of!!! What should I name him?

I love rodents!!

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Roland or Ratatouille or Rollin' (and buy him a badass chain). Or Rasputin if your political or Risky Rat or Raider (rodents raid stuff) or Restin' (if it's lazy) or Rob (I run out of ideas 😂).