Can you share an interesting quote?

If stores can pay someone to stand at self checkouts and watch people. Then they can open a register and give real customer service

Never trust a man who when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on - Billy Connolly.

Great men are forged in fire. Its the privilege of lesser men to light the flame - Dr Who.

Of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most - Ozzy Osbourne.