I Love a Good Quote

To save me hobbling around, the lord and master went shopping for groceries and didnt come home for almost two and a half hours. Imagining he must have escaped, once it was past normal lunchtime I gave up waiting and heated up some tinned soup. No sooner had I started tucking in, I heard his key in the lock. He had the brass nerve to be annoyed that I'd been overtaken by hunger and started without him.

You couldn't make it up