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SW Thursday Dare

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Name: Aspen the Couch Hippo

Gender: Female

Age: 7 years

Alias: Stinky Farts

Hobbies: All things pillow and couch related, barking at thin air.

Favorite Snack: Steak

Looking for partner in crime to terrorize cats and any people walking by.
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RebelRaven · 51-55, F

Name’s Whiskey

I’m 3, a Scorpio and will stare into your soul.

I would say “hey ladies” but I only love humping guys, preferably all my brothers friends. Doesn’t matter though because I’m cute AF.

I have A LOT of energy and if we go hiking I’ll do the hike 3 times by the time you do it once. I can do some tricks but all I want to do is herd others.

I love sticks, footballs and any ball really, but I probably won’t play nice because I’m super competitive.

I am cuddly but only on my terms, I love my mom and no one can hug her or I’ll tell them off. I’m sassy and talk back to my humans but hey I’m cute so I get away with it.

Wanna go sniff some grass together?
@RebelRaven very cute, i love these kind of dogs. Aspen also doesnt like PDA of humans 😂
RebelRaven · 51-55, F
@DeadOrbit loves a good neck and back scratch though
@RebelRaven oh he has some spots! Very cute.
WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M

Luke Skywalker aka Luca, Bubba, Luca Cana, Beavus

11 years old

Professional Lounger

I'm very affectionate, especially when I want something. I enjoy long naps, making my Papa sweat at night because I'm a miniature heater baby. Mice and other rodents do not stand a chance. I demand Fancy Feast at my morning meal and midafternoon meal. If you try keeping Papa's attention too long, I will chew you out. Then I holler at him until I'm assured his focus is only on me.

Side Note: Do not attempt to steal me. My Papa dumped a chick for trying that.
@WanderingHelplessly oh wow that is crazy 😅
WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M
@DeadOrbit I didn't dump her for that. She stole the extra key to my apartment, and to me, that was a big no-no. She was going to try stealing Luke, though
@WanderingHelplessly yeah that is crazy behavior
GoFish ·

Name: Moose iii

Gender: Male

Age: 1-2 years

Alias: Luke

Hobbies: bird and lizard stalking. meowing at people, going for walks. sleeping

Favorite Snack: unknown eats dry food chicken and salmon flavor

is neutered and unsure if even wants partner.. shares food with neighbors cats and
likes sneaking in the house.. befriends and or is indifferent to dogs ..
GoFish ·
@DeadOrbit yeah he was skinny so i was trying to feed him more.. am i overdoing it? 😬
@GoFish i think he will be fine probably
GoFish ·
@DeadOrbit ok ☺
My fur babies prefer their solitude aka antisocial buggers lol I taught them well 😌😁
@FreeLittleBird no worries

 
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