Question for all of the guys here of a certain vintage and maturity

Younger fellers and women no need to reply. In fact I would prefer it if you didn’t read any further. Younger dudes will just laugh and make fun, and women, well I’m just embarrassed for you to see what I’m dealing with…
Okay now that I’ve got that out of the way, gentlemen, I want to ask you, how do you keep your ear hair growth under control? Like…why is it starting to grow so fast once you hit a certain milestone past 40???