What are you wearing is the lamest online question ever.....agree? [I Have A Question For You]

I always say scuba gear when I'm asked.

@Chernobyl: "oh it's Jake from State Farm huh? At 3am?!? What are you wearing 'Jake from State Farm'?"

* breaths heavily * what are you wearing baybe?

Where does a poll about 'what are you wearing' rank in the scheme of things? (jk)

That's a great point Adaydreambeliever, I was trying to be funny. My bad!

😂😂😂This has been around since the telephone days...

yessssssssssssssssssss it's utterly imbecilic - since they arent going to see and you arent going to show them.. so whatever you say they have no proof.. so why ask..
@wannabeseen .. as above.. you may like to imagine what they tell you they are wearing.. but for all you know they could be in their sloppy shabby trousers and fluffy slippers... so maybe we should just lie and tell you what you want to hear.. would that help? or just mean women are laughing

ADDB: I don't think the men who ask this question are concerned with reality. Before the internet, there was Penthouse Forum. A graphic Harlequin Romance for the erotically minded.lol! Did the pizza delivery guy really do that to Mrs. Jones when her husband's back was turned? Probably not, but how many of us have danced in the waves unfurling on the sandy shores of the beach while the stars winked at us, and the man in the moon turned his head and blushed, while we were blinded by the stars in each others eyes as the night birds sang our song? Welcome to fantasy island. Hang your hangups and your inhibitions at the door, and imagine away. :)

It's a juvenile question that only goes to shows the low mentality of the asker.

I always say boiler suit and hockey mask 😘🔪

😅

There may be one or two lines that will slip into the number one spot but this one is guaranteed to regain the top position.

I couldn't agree more. I also couldn't help wondering....that top your wearing, is it cotton, or something shear?

Wool turtleneck with leather elbow patches and cotton dockers. I watched a documentary last night so I'm pretty sure I'm a scholar now.

Yikes! ... that cuts into the list of questions I am capable of answering correctly

@Chernobyl: Uh huh.

A Guinea pig.
at 3am.

*whispers - 'oh she's good'*

Depends in the answer!

Nah. That one is all about context and timing.
"Do you think I'm attractive" is FAR more lame in my opinion.

wanna chat?

*subtly suggesting to (REDACTED) that he was being really creepy earlier*

Haha island ....uh .umm I'm dressed like a Guniea pig :O

It's pretty damn lame, that's for sure. Suggests a total lack of imagination and originality on the part of the asker.

not if you have fun with it. n I don't mean pervy. I mean stupid.