Tell us a personal story about the Queen

I'll start. In 1994, as a small town native boy in rural Quebec, I was awakened one balmy August night by none other than the queen, she knocked at my bedroom window, I answered "my queen, what brings you here?" ... "My dear child" she says. "I've come to teach you Krav Maga"
I thought she was joking, but nope, she really taught me to use a person's weight to break their neck. we had a good laugh and she just wandered away after some time. I miss that kooky old woman. RIP in peace Lizzy, you the best queen evah