Joe Biden gets the opponent he wants with Trump, will now turn into Dark Brandon and consume his prey

Sometimes that Dark Brandon, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about Dark Brandon, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch whargarbl, the electoral votes turn blue, and spite of all the lyin' and the bloviatin', the votes come in and they... rip fat donnie to pieces.

/ I'll never put on a red cap again