If you are an American taken captive by Hamas

Incorrect. He has always been off.

He's got a barbecue to attend. Then it's nap time.

He even recommended you go to the airport and purchase an airplane ticket. He forgot to mention that many US airlines already cancelled their flights to Israel.

Hey, he's eating his favourite ice cream, so all is well, right? 😆

Attended A BBQ when heard about the attack

Yeah he is barbequing

I hope he is spending the day determining a way to put us on a war footing without publicly getting involved in Ukraine, or Israel. I can hope, can't I?

He was sleeping.