I called a personal press conference to announce that Canada and Greenland have conspired to keep my name off the front page today, by causing a huge earthquake in Nepal and having Dolly Parton and Tim Curry die in the same week. Everyone knows I look better in a corset and heels than either of them. WHERE IS MY HEADLINE??
@whowasthatmaskedman I disagree. Trump doesn't have the figure to wear a corset and he has cankles so he can't wear heels. He would look better in a moo moo and a pair of crooks. Cheers!
@Nanoose I completely agree with you and maybe park an eighteen wheeler in front of him for good measure (It couldnt hurt). But this is HIS press conference not ours..And everyone knows he is best at everything. People say it to him all the time..😷
