Trump golf joke
Donald Trump dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where there's a pristine golf course stretching into the distance. Everything is perfect, and there's No one at the first tee.
The line stretches forever but they're all waiting expectantly.
"Of course, I get to play, first" says Trump.
The angel shakes his head. "Not so fast. The only way you're getting in is when you can sink your shot on the first green. You get unlimited tries."
"I can do that," Trump says confidently.
The angel asks, "Wood or iron?"
"Wood. Definitely."
The angel turns and shouts, "We've got a pair of Titleist Pro V1 balls! And a Baffy"
The line stretches forever but they're all waiting expectantly.
"Of course, I get to play, first" says Trump.
The angel shakes his head. "Not so fast. The only way you're getting in is when you can sink your shot on the first green. You get unlimited tries."
"I can do that," Trump says confidently.
The angel asks, "Wood or iron?"
"Wood. Definitely."
The angel turns and shouts, "We've got a pair of Titleist Pro V1 balls! And a Baffy"
61-69, M
