As he gazes up at the Capitol building, he thinks, "Hmmm. I'll get rid of that dome. Looks too much like St Paul's Cathedral. That's in London. I think. Put up a beautiful big golden spire instead, the biggest goldenest spire in the world. I know a pond maintainer who can build spires!"

"I can handle things. I'm smart. Not like everybody says....like dumb...I'm smart and I want respect."

"I messed my pants again. Can someone clean me up?"

"Its my Party and I'll cry if I want to".. I am suing Leslie Gore over that...😷

I've just shit my diaper again

That bigly group of cofefes made fun of my rug...I mean hair; I'll show them with yuge amounts of Chinese-made fake gold crap with my bigly name on it

Something stinks! There must be Mexicans in the crowd

Ball sack face

TDS