Will LSD improve Trump's dance moves?

While signing an executive order to speed up research on psychedelic drugs Trump said - give me some - give me some please - I can't afford to be depressed.
I don't think there is enough LSD in the world to fix the things that might depress Trump like record low approval ratings and judges throwing out most of his law suits. But maybe the LSD will bring his tired old YMCA dance move to a Grove Factor 10. Maybe he will add the Triangle Finger move and start wearing a flower pattern moo moo. Cheers!

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MoveAlong · 70-79, M

It could be healthy for him. I lost a lot of weight doing LSD in the 70s with all those rattlesnakes in front of the refrigerator.

Nanoose · 70-79, M

@MoveAlong Maybe. But if Trump lost a ton of weight then he would look ridicules in a flower pattern moo moo.
I'm wondering if the real reason Trump is pushing psychedelic drugs is to create mindless killing machines - like Hitler tried to do. Cheers

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Nanoose · 70-79, M

@jshm2 Yeah but it will be the angles that freak Trump out. Cheers!

Adam007007 · 18-21, MNew

The number of Canadians with TDS is amazing. Probably should worry about the giant pit your own country is sinking into. 😂

Waveney · 41-45, M

@Adam007007 Canada is improving in leaps and bounds. The USA has already sunk.

WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T

If turnip goes on LSD i hope he gets hit by a truck.... (Chicago based joke cause we have a road called Lake Shore Drive nicknamed LSD, and everyone trips on LSD when possible for the beauty of it

Nanoose · 70-79, M

@WolfGirlwh0r3 A garbage truck would make it symbolic. Cheers!

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